An ode to a credit card

Use credit card. On any transaction. One cent, five cents, postage stamp. If they take it, swipe it. Earn rewards, earn good credit. Let every penny be accounted for. Allow an opportunity for a dispute in case of a fraud. Enjoy extended warranties and countless other perks. It's clean and fast. No germs of manhandled green. Nothing to count. No change to worry about. Just swipe it.